Donny's Ramblings

Fort Wayne, Indiana: Porn and Pancakes. Will I Forget My Name?

6 Comments

I’ve been telling friends and colleagues that I’m speaking at a Porn and Pancakes event in Illinois this weekend. I’ve also insisted that I’ll be flying home Sunday night.

Neither of those things are true. The Porn and Pancakes event is in Fort Wayne, Indiana. And I’m flying home Saturday night. I was confused.

Confusing Donny really isn’t that hard to do lately. I’ve kept my brain going in a billion different directions. Just this morning, as I was rushing to check in for the flight to Chicago (with connections to Fort Wayne) I left my wallet in my car.

Out in the parking lot.

Far, far away.

Everyone knows a person can’t possibly check in for a flight without ID. I was thankful for all the exercise I’ve been doing lately: it came in handy when sprinting all the way back to my car to get the wallet.

I made it in time.

Barely.

I was the last person on the plane.

Then in Chicago I not only went to the wrong GATE when connecting flights, but to the entirely wrong terminal. Once again, I was amongst the last on the plane, with little time to spare.

There is a positive side to that, however: no waiting to board! Yeah, there’s always a bright side. Let’s just hope that I don’t forget my name tomorrow morning when called to the stage to speak.

Say a prayer.

Please!Ā  šŸ™‚

6 thoughts on “Fort Wayne, Indiana: Porn and Pancakes. Will I Forget My Name?

  1. Porn and pancakes……Two of my favorite things!

    How come you never invite me to these things? šŸ˜¦

  2. Porn and pancakes……Two of my favorite things!

    How come you never invite me to these things? šŸ˜¦

  3. Aaron!

    Glad to see ya. I was just writing about you yesterday, my friend. While on the flight here I began writing the next entry for the blog I do for xxxchurch. In it there is an entire paragraph about you. Don’t worry, it’s all good.

    As for inviting you to Porn and Pancakes… I will definitely do so for the event we’ll eventually have in Portland. It’s in infancy stages now. Hopefully will happen sometime in September. You’ll have a front row seat reserved. šŸ™‚

  4. Aaron!

    Glad to see ya. I was just writing about you yesterday, my friend. While on the flight here I began writing the next entry for the blog I do for xxxchurch. In it there is an entire paragraph about you. Don’t worry, it’s all good.

    As for inviting you to Porn and Pancakes… I will definitely do so for the event we’ll eventually have in Portland. It’s in infancy stages now. Hopefully will happen sometime in September. You’ll have a front row seat reserved. šŸ™‚

  5. Donny,
    How could you go to Chicago and not tell me? Even being the airport would be great! Did you eat anything? Did you bring me leftovers?
    Oh, I forgot. You’re trying to lose more weight. Bummer.
    Bill (ex-Chicagoan)
    P.S. I’m hoping that we see you on Katie Couric!

  6. Donny,
    How could you go to Chicago and not tell me? Even being the airport would be great! Did you eat anything? Did you bring me leftovers?
    Oh, I forgot. You’re trying to lose more weight. Bummer.
    Bill (ex-Chicagoan)
    P.S. I’m hoping that we see you on Katie Couric!

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Google photo

You are commenting using your Google account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s

This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.