Donny: Paul says I look like Nemo from Finding Nemo.
Wendy: Well, it’s not that bad. I like the shirt. Really, I do. It’s just…
(then to her mom) Poor Donny. Everyone makes fun of the clothes he buys.
(upon entering Paul’s office and him viewing the second of 3 shirts I purchased this past Monday – this one yellow and white instead of orange and white like yesterday)
Paul: Did you take a woman shopping with you?
Paul: You should have.
Donny: American Eagle. Clearance Rack.
Paul: I have no doubts!
I have a good track record with picking shirts for myself (read this entry).