“God wanted 10 days to create the world. Chuck Norris gave him 6.”

This past weekend in Ft Myers, Florida, I had the opportunity to hang out with JR, Steve, and David. Because we are highly mature men, we amused ourselves while driving by telling “momma jokes” and demonstrating our knowledge of Chuck Norris Facts. We laughed until our sides hurt, then discussed how many women “wouldn’t get it”, affirming that statement later by repeating some of said “Facts” to MT of X3, David’s wife, only to receive silence in response.

I can’t explain why, but I am very much amused by “Chuck Norris Facts”. I even came up with one of my own, which I may share with you later in the comment’s area. JR thought it was funny. That must count for something.

Here’s a video of Chuck Norris himself, responding to some of the “facts” being circulated on the internet about him.

• Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad Chuck Norris has never cried. Ever.
• Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice.
• In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.

If you count yourself amongst those of us who are amused by “Chuck Norris Facts” feel free to add your favorite(s) as a comment.