As you know, I travel a lot. I assumed I was outside the influence of Chuck Norris. Boy, was I wrong. As I was sitting in the plane on the tarmac at LAX, I discovered that Chuck Norris has begun assisting our country get free of dependence on oil: There he was throwing airplanes from one airport to another. It was quite the ride.
(for those who don’t know what’s going on here: Conan O’Brien started doing satirical “facts” about Chuck Norris on his show and the phenomenon caught on and continued online – this blog entry is my contribution – for more, do a Google search for “Chuck Norris Facts”)