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Hey Mary Kay Users, Read This!

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My friend Shawna is a Mary Kay rep and is a little short of her goal. If you’re a Mary Kay user help her out and order something today (preferably before 9pm EST).

Just go to the MaryKay.com website, pick out what you want, and then call or email her so she can place the order for you.

Her contact information is:

Phone: (678) 953-2087
Email: shawnaclement@yahoo.com

I’ll let Shawna post some of her current specials as a comment below.  In the meantime, just look at what Mary Kay did for me:

Donny in Makeup

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As you know, I don’t mind making fun of myself, and this photo is perfect for this post.

But here’s the real story behind it:

The pic was taken during my days as a porn producer.  Along with my friend John and his wife Jennifer, my ex-girlfriend Belinda and I went to an Aerosmith concert.  After drinking a LOT of beer, John and I were pretty wasted by the time the concert was over.  So when the girls told us they wanted to put makeup on us it seemed like an amusing,  great idea.  The pic you see is what Belinda did to me.  The photo of John has never been publicly seen.  Perhaps I should show it here…

What do you think, John?  🙂

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In the meantime, please help Shawna out if you can.  Thanks!

20 thoughts on “Hey Mary Kay Users, Read This!

  1. Donny,

    The photograph of John needs to be displayed!

    – David

  2. Donny,

    The photograph of John needs to be displayed!

    – David

  3. Hi!
    My name is Shawna & I am running some specials today to finish up my Mary Kay orders!

    * Any 2 lipsticks & or glosses 2 for $22.00
    * Any of the color 101 collections now 25% off!
    * Satin Lips set, mask & balm now @$17.00
    * Microdermabrasion set now $50.00
    * Any new perfume collection now $22 each or 2 for $40
    * Satin Hands Pampering Set now $25
    &
    purchase a mary kay brush collection set & get a free mineral eye shadow! Color of your choice!
    All the new mineral eye shadows are just beautiful and last all day!
    You can get your own on-line virtual makeover http://www.marykay.com

    Hope to hear from you soon & have a blessed day!
    Shawna Rae

  4. Hi!
    My name is Shawna & I am running some specials today to finish up my Mary Kay orders!

    * Any 2 lipsticks & or glosses 2 for $22.00
    * Any of the color 101 collections now 25% off!
    * Satin Lips set, mask & balm now @$17.00
    * Microdermabrasion set now $50.00
    * Any new perfume collection now $22 each or 2 for $40
    * Satin Hands Pampering Set now $25
    &
    purchase a mary kay brush collection set & get a free mineral eye shadow! Color of your choice!
    All the new mineral eye shadows are just beautiful and last all day!
    You can get your own on-line virtual makeover http://www.marykay.com

    Hope to hear from you soon & have a blessed day!
    Shawna Rae

  5. I’m speechless.

    I just thought I’d comment because I read the post….but I don’t know what to say… 🙂

  6. I’m speechless.

    I just thought I’d comment because I read the post….but I don’t know what to say… 🙂

  7. AAAAAArrrrrrrgggghhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    But I like the hair. Grow it back!

  8. AAAAAArrrrrrrgggghhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    But I like the hair. Grow it back!

  9. that is a lot of rouge.

  10. that is a lot of rouge.

  11. Ummmmmmmmmmmm, Donny?
    LOL
    I don’t know what to say either…it does bring out your eyes? 😛

  12. Ummmmmmmmmmmm, Donny?
    LOL
    I don’t know what to say either…it does bring out your eyes? 😛

  13. So pretty….

    I think you should get John’s permission….

  14. So pretty….

    I think you should get John’s permission….

  15. Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
    hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
    hhhhhhh h h h h h h h h h hhhhhhhhh
    hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhgly

    You look like Sarah McCain…
    I mean Palin…
    I mean Biden.
    I’m very confused.

  16. Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
    hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
    hhhhhhh h h h h h h h h h hhhhhhhhh
    hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhgly

    You look like Sarah McCain…
    I mean Palin…
    I mean Biden.
    I’m very confused.

  17. you look like the “man” princess in the shrek movies

    and it says somewhere that we ought to stone you

    and chris you are a filthy baboon if youre reading this, quit your lurking son!

    🙂

  18. you look like the “man” princess in the shrek movies

    and it says somewhere that we ought to stone you

    and chris you are a filthy baboon if youre reading this, quit your lurking son!

    🙂

  19. John: blessing upon you for showing such restraint (not now, though) in your blogging with Chris. You are to be commended big time….

  20. John: blessing upon you for showing such restraint (not now, though) in your blogging with Chris. You are to be commended big time….

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